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“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
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one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
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This whole interview was the absolute best!
FUCK. YES.
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“Old Economy Steve”
mad as hell
that fucker
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Love coming across these tips.
Ha
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High intensity interval training always just feels a little too much like hard work
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Okay I’m out. Long, weird weekend awaits me. Go do something cool and tell me about it on Twitter or something.
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- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs. Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander. she broke a knife in half “wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs” (via killthechallenge)
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
